Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan Fires Off Sarcastic ‘Apology’ to Senate President Akpabio

Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has stirred up major buzz online with a blistering satirical letter addressed to Senate President Godswill Akpabio, whom she has previously accused of sexual harassment.

In the fiery “apology,” posted across her social media platforms, Akpoti-Uduaghan mockingly asks forgiveness for believing her seat in the Senate was earned “through elections, not erections.” The letter, dripping with sarcasm, criticizes a culture of entitlement and alleged behind-the-scenes power plays in the legislative chamber. Senate was earned through elections, not erections- Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan sends out a sarcastic apology to Akpabio

Forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections- Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan sends out a sarcastic apology to Akpabio

‘’SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER

From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,

It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.

How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.

Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.

I remain,

Yours in eternal resistance,

Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan

Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken”